
The free trial that was selecting for the wrong user
Trial signups were up forty percent. Conversion was down sixty. The funnel was working — for the wrong people.
The Briefing
The money, people, and operating decisions behind growth — the part most owners underinvest in.

Three years of decisions, debates, and dependencies — all in #eng-general. The new hire was supposed to scroll back. Nobody had ever scrolled back.

Sixty days of weekly check-ins, three signed documents, and an outcome everyone knew from day one. The PIP wasn't a path to improvement — it was a legal pretext.

Trial signups were up forty percent. Conversion was down sixty. The funnel was working — for the wrong people.

Invoices went out on the first. Money landed somewhere between day forty and day ninety. Nobody could explain the difference because nobody was watching it.

The role had been open for four months. The pipeline was empty. You hired the one candidate who said yes. They left in nine weeks.

Shipped at 4:47pm. Worked in staging. Discovered the edge case at 6am Monday, when ten thousand customers found it first.